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SITE UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!
Pardon our dust!!! We're building something AWESOME!!!
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YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD DIVE BAR!!!
Est. 1995 (or whenever LOL)
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WELCOME TO THE WORLD WIDE WEB HOME OF LIL DANNY'S!!!
***NEW!!!*** We're not just a bar... we're a LIFESTYLE!!! (or at least a place to forget about your lifestyle for a few hours LOL)
Founded on the ancient principles of:
⚡⚡⚡ Come as you are!!! Leave happier (probably)!!! ⚡⚡⚡
EVERY DAY 4-8PM!!!
💰 CHEAP COLD BEER AND STRONG COCKTAILS!!! 💰
Because adulting SUCKS and you DESERVE a break!!!
EVERY GAME DAY!!!
📺 ALL GAMES ON THE BIG SCREEN!!! 🍺
GO ROCKETS!!! 🏀
EVERY GAME DAY!!!
📺 CATCH EVERY PITCH!!! 🍺
GO STROS!!! ⚾
OPEN ALL HOURS!!!
🎱 BIG POOL AREA!!! 🎱 SERIOUS PLAYERS WELCOME!!!
Bring your A-game!!! 🎯
***YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS!!!***
You read that right!!! Come watch the madness unfold!!!
(Disclaimer: No actual babies harmed... probably)
🍹 Happy hour with a KICK!!! 🥋
Miss Joan shows no mercy!!! Cheap drinks + martial arts vibes!!!
(EVERY 27 YEARS!!!)
⚠️ THE LEGEND RETURNS!!! ⚠️
You either know... or you DON'T!!!
GROUP NUT WHIP SESSIONS!!! 🥜
The Boiz are back and they're practicing HARD!!!
(Don't ask questions... just watch!!!)
🔥 IT'S GOING DOWN!!! 🔥
Head outside for the main event!!! Chaos guaranteed!!!
(Management not responsible for lost teeth)
WILL RUSS EAT DUST?!
⚠️ THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!! ⚠️
Place your bets now!!! History in the making!!!
⚠️⚠️⚠️ SUNDAYS: RECOVER FROM SATURDAY ⚠️⚠️⚠️
Quiet(ish) vibes... recharge for Monday's madness!!!
| 📍 ADDRESS: | 823 Dumble St Houston, TX 77023 (East End - Come find us!!!) |
| ⏰ HOURS: | EVERY DAY: 4PM - 2AM (That's right - EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!) |
| 📱 INSTAGRAM: | @lildannyspeedoskitelounge (Follow us for daily updates and shenanigans!!!) |